Gimmick Heaven Reservations
They have a great selling point:
“It is now possible to enjoy your sin filled life and buy your way into Heaven, but how?”
“We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it.”
But just when I thought I had hit the jack pot, a clear way to get to heaven without having to put faith in Christ and have Him Lord of my life, I noticed the fine print:
“All items sold on our site are sold as novelty gifts.”
Oh well, guess it is back to the basics in Scripture, and goodbye to Gimmick Heaven Reservations.
1 comment:
Ah. Back to the basics. Stoning children to death, stoning people who work on Sabbath to death, putting homosexuals to death..... all in a day's work for the pious Christian.
Beast
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